Wednesday, June 3, 2009

dear we-are-awesome, we-need-more

I've seen some new albums been put up... nothing interesting, as usual. There's something about the blog that has gotten a little boring, it just seems like the same stuff week after week, kind of like what I've been doing on here lately.
Anyway, I wanted to give you some advice through pictures, because clearly you do that best. It's a little show, kind of like the we-are-awesome awards, but it's what I think we need more of...and of course, what we need less of in the albums.



We need less posers standing around.
We need more of this nerd breaking it down (I've seen him get naked at Get Nasty once, we need more of that too).

We need less pimp shots.

We need more Asians...even if they're just sitting on the side doing nothing.

We need less Emma.

We need more tequila.

We need less of people just sitting.

We need more people pretending to sit while actually being passed out.

We need less Michael Jackson interpretations.

Unless you look like these guys.
We need more of these guys.

We need less of that fucking hand sign.

We need more fat people wanting to be superheros.

We need more boobie action.

We need less underaged manlove... infact, we need less underage.

We need more girl on girl.


We need less pictures of people's shoes.

We need more of Phil's biceps.

We need less wastage of beer.

We need more police raids.

We need less of whatever that middle girl is doing.

We need more biting ass.

We need less middle aged crew doing what was cool when they were cool.

We need more transvestites.

We need more people on acid trips.

We need more half naked people eating on street corners.

We need more.
And we need more to work with.